Can I be unbamed plz.

[Spacemonkey]

hello

a few weeks ago I was running out of spawn place when I accdetly push thhe 4 keys on my keyboard which made me ump into the f15 and spawn rape my teams carrier but it wasn't be it was the guy next to me so plz domt ban me i didnt do anything worng it was someoes eles fault to they should be bamed and but im sorry but its wont happen again ever

My name is: 1mahaXXorr_69


oh, can i be made a mod too?

kthanksbye

[private_hell]

we are currently looking into your request - stick around and we will get back to you with a decision

[Gumbi]

I was there when this nub wiped out half the team in 2 seconds. I was running towards the F15 with the ultra big fuckin mother of all bombs and the nub tk'd me and jumped in the F15 and launed the ultra big fucking mother of all bombs then claimed how good he was for killing the team.

keep the nub banned.

[Zarkov]

He would make an ideal Battlefield admin, he has all the qualifications.

He is obviously illiterate, irrational and appears to be a monkey of some sort.

[private_hell]

you arent teh 1mahaXXor_69 who tk the commander for a plane when it clearly sed "the commanders plane - dont touch" on the side of the plane and then tried to fly it backwards into a tree are you?

[Cheech]

NAR I FINK DAT WOOD BE A GOOD ADNIM OF BF2 SERVERS.IM IN HIS CLAN AND HE NEVER TK 1mahaXXorr_69 IS BEST J-10 PIELOT EVER.NO COMMANDER NAME IT YOU NOOOOB!@!!1! LOLKK JOKES.

GO TEAM CHINA J-10 PWNAGE!!

[Cheech]

cAN I BE ADNIN TWO I PLAY ON YOURS SERVER ALL THE TIME

[Spacemonkey]

I TKd gumbi maybe once or four times but he kept takin the f15 and he was a suxor piolts and I was much better thewn him so I told him to let me my fly cause he was suxor but didnt let me so I TKd him and took the plane and bombed our carrier cause they were all tryin to TK me so I TKs them back cause they are tards

I play on your guys servers all the time so please dont bam me i dont like xtra they are gay server

kthanks

[Gumbi]

You are suxor at flying! I was winning! then you Tk'd me and half the bloody team and lost the game for our side....!

Go back to xtra servers FAG.

[private_hell]

calm down both of you - or you will both be banned for a week - are you sure there is nothing else that you what to put in your unban request 1mahaXX0r_69?

Gumbi any proof of your claims?

anyone else out there got any evidence as why 1mahaXX0r_69 shouldnt be unbanned please submit it

[Spacemonkey]

You are suxor at flying! I was winning! then you Tk'd me and half the bloody team and lost the game for our side....!


Is wasnt my fault it was the red blue bug i thought it was the enemy carrier so i bombed it

[Gumbi]

Here is my proof.

[Zarkov]

It looks conclusive I'm afraid Space Minkey.

[Spacemonkey]

No thats wasnt me i had a party that night, and we got all real wasted and I think
one of my mates logged on to bf2 and TKd you then left before I saw, its true you can ask my flatmate he was there and saw it happen

so unblan me plz if you don't i will tell iconz and they will fire you from admin and you will have no job cause my brother works for iconz hes like the boss or something so he can fire you then beat you up cause hes real tough and beats up people all the time

[private_hell]

having a go at the admins is not going to help your case 1mahaXXorr_69 - so for that you now have a one month ban - come back in a month and ask nicely and we'll see if you have improved your ways

by the way the ban is across all 25 of ICONZ's ranked bf2142 servers that EA require us to run

have a nice day :D

[Arnifix]

GO HOME MORANS!

u too nub monkey, sif, lollerskates!

[Cheech]

Looks like the school holidays are over so I hope we start seeing less of these threads.

All and all a big thanks to all the BF2 admin team, it's be a hard time for not just the admins but the regulaur players as well with the influx of "teamkillers" over the last 2-3 weeks.

:cussing:

[Gumbi]

Sucked in spanked monkey :) back xtra with joo!

[private_hell]

you just watch yourself too gumbi or your'll find yourself at xtra too - just avoid the planes for a little while to avoid the tking crap :D

[Jack_L]

ur all freakin nubs

[Gumbi]

you just watch yourself too gumbi or your'll find yourself at xtra too - just avoid the planes for a little while to avoid the tking crap :D

Aww but, Planes are teh seks!

[*IMA*Kube(NZ)]

Fuck this is funny Laugh Out Loud twice times :)

[QUPHOZ]

this is going to burn and die just like bf2

[private_hell]

EA have identified some current bugs in the system - the planes are flying to high etc so in hte latest patch 1.01 the following changes are being made

* planes only fly 4 feet above the ground

* people can stand on the wings of the planes

* people are having too much fun and not enough rages so there is a random teamswap which can happen anytime on anymap

* the anti armour class now only has 15% chance of hitting a vehicle

* sniper rifle blows apart into its individual pieces everytime it is fired meaning that it needs to be reassembled before being able to fire again

to install this patch download it into your bf2142 folder, then run the installation, and then reinstall every other program you had on your computer bar windows and then open the game, spin around in your chair 3 times and then play

[KiLL3r]

i think the jokes over

[Equity]

alllooooooooooooooong time ago

[Spacemonkey]

I'd rather see jokes instead of people bitching about the game all the time.

LOLLAROFFLES!

[KiLL3r]

I'd rather see jokes instead of people bitching about the game all the time.

LOLLAROFFLES!

u cant stop it just look at private hells post

[MrBenis]

Is wasnt my fault it was the red blue bug i thought it was the enemy carrier so i bombed it

I'm sorry, but only one team EVER spawns on the carrier, idiot.

Omg this is so funny!

[Zarkov]

It's even funnier than you think.

[Equity]

I'm sorry, but only one team EVER spawns on the carrier, idiot.

Omg this is so funny!


how old are you? just curious

[MrBenis]

It's even funnier now I realise this was a joke thread.

God I feel like a shit head. hahaha

[Spacemonkey]

dw ben, it all happens to us at some stage,


except for me :D,

[Gumbi]

Lol, GG Space Monkey and Private Hell.

[Zarkov]

Even Jack was fooled.

[private_hell]

hahaha - fanatastic - i wondered how many ppl would think its really :D

good job gumbi and spacemonkey for making it so "realistic"

do you think that the bugs that appeared in bf2 will appear in bf2142? such as the wonderful memory leak from patch 1.01, etc.

[Gumbi]

hahaha - fanatastic - i wondered how many ppl would think its really :D

good job gumbi and spacemonkey for making it so "realistic"

"Realistic" Screenshots FTW!!!

[private_hell]

those are probably how the screenshots will turn out after patch 1.01

[Gumbi]

I lol'd

[BerG]

Just read this thread. Gold. Was in a fit of laughter.

Ben got owned.

[gt;gt;gt;L2lt;lt;lt;]

He would make an ideal Battlefield admin, he has all the qualifications.

He is obviously illiterate, irrational and appears to be a monkey of some sort.



Careful I know you cats have nine lives but.....

[Spacemonkey]

Careful I know you cats have nine lives but.....

And you have Life = 2

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/jarik/d2.jpg

[gt;gt;gt;L2lt;lt;lt;]

^^I need a med pack!!!

[Spacemonkey]

IDDQD