Ask the pro a question time

[JORDY.WOW]

Hi for all those who don't know me {lets be honest theirs no one here unless your a bc2 noob} i have nicely taken time out of my busy schedule to help you guys reach
a better level of game play.

As one of if not the best bf2/bf3 players in the world im already lvl 15 so dont doubt my ability i have alot of knowledge of proness.

So ask away young ones.

[EuphoricBliss]

Dear Mr JordyP,

You sucked balls at Battlefield 3 Beta, why is it that you sucked balls at Battlefield 3 Beta? Thanks for your time, I know how busy pro gamers can be.

[klboy88]

How did u get a cock for a head jordy???

[JORDY.WOW]

Dear Mr JordyP,

You sucked balls at Battlefield 3 Beta, why is it that you sucked balls at Battlefield 3 Beta? Thanks for your time, I know how busy pro gamers can be.
Well the bf3 beta was a big testing phase for me where i would put myself in the hardest to win situations so if i do get in to them now i can get out of them.

Regards pro one jordyp

[Robby06]

Just ban this c*cksmoker already, dont realy want another 5 years of this retard wanking up the forums thanks.

[JORDY.WOW]

How did u get a cock for a head jordy???
Well i am quite well endowed so evan though it is in its original place when i have no clothes on it reaches quite high levels when im aroused.

I hope that answers your question mr klboy

[EuphoricBliss]

can we has photo?

[JORDY.WOW]

Just ban this c*cksmoker already, dont realy want another 5 years of this retard wanking up the forums thanks.

Lol mt robby always holding a grudge remember that time you thought i hacked and embarassed your self on the forums by posting it in your own congratulations for playing too long thread.

Lol good times i hope that answers your question mt Robby

[JORDY.WOW]

can we has photo?
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4206/29925431855004438599914.jpg
By jordyp (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/jordyp) at 2010-09-14

anything for my loyal fans

[klboy88]

I see so u have to blow yourself cos no one else will.

[EuphoricBliss]

don't hate bro you wish you could blow yourself

[Robby06]

Lol mt robby always holding a grudge remember that time you thought i hacked and embarassed your self on the forums by posting it in your own congratulations for playing too long thread.

Lol good times i hope that answers your question mt Robby

I dont remember calling you a hacker d*ckhead...i do remember you challenging me to a knife fight and me making you look like a little bitch over and over again.

[HandofBlood]

anything for my loyal fans

We all know Hardcore gamers dont go outside enough to get a tan like that.

[Lazza]

My question: What brand of lube do you use?

[JORDY.WOW]

I dont remember calling you a hacker d*ckhead...i do remember you challenging me to a knife fight and me making you look like a little $#@! over and over again.
Below are just some of your quotes


Yep i dont care what anyone says....JordyP is $#@!ing suspect.


Thats pretty harsh dude, i think ive played this game long enough to know when someone is suss, i ve played against the best inf players NZ has to offer and i know i was just beaten by a better player...no problem. But the shots Jordy pulls of consistently are extremely suss imo.
The only dude i ever genuinely accused of hacking enough to get an admin involved was actually hacking, and although i dont think he is by any means the best, he is definitely the most suspect player i ever encountered.


I know what your saying, but its more in the way the shots happen, for example i know when i meet you im prolly gonna get owned by a faster, more accurate player, but with jordy it just feels suss.
Getting shot in the head as you run past a window in side a building is suss enough but when hes over 50 meters away it just feels wrong and when he pulls this stuff all the time it makes me very suspicious.
As i said ive been pwned by you, lolo, nick247, ali3nz and i know ive been beaten by a better player but with jordy it just feels ...wrong.
unless your not that mrblobby guy than i have no idea who you are lol bl

[JORDY.WOW]

My question: What brand of lube do you use?

When entering a server i offer valseline to everyone so they know what to expect.

and yes vasaline has offered to sponsor me

[EuphoricBliss]

I thought I remembered Blobby calling ye a hacker :/

[JORDY.WOW]

I see so u have to blow yourself cos no one else will.
When playing at such an elite level your mind and body has to be exceptionally good so yes i am very flexible.

[Emrico1]

HOS this POS

[O-L-W-A-G]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4206/29925431855004438599914.jpg
By jordyp (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/jordyp) at 2010-09-14

anything for my loyal fans

That's an old picture, unless the pro has forgotten how to use a camera

[Obble]

HOS this POS

There is no HOS anymore :(

[swindle]

Shits lame cuz.

I'm level 20.

Bl pro one.

[Robby06]

Below are just some of your quotes






unless your not that mrblobby guy than i have no idea who you are lol bl

Oh yea, that was me, before i was even admin, and hit rego was explained to me, which is all you ever had, good rego...other than that you were always a shitty player, one on one you sucked balls, unless you were cowering in a corner as commander with UAV over your ridiculous penis shaped head.

I do also remember catching you exploiting red handed and getting you banned, that was fun aye...i also remember you partnering for a long time with that other complete c*ck lover slit/knife/cut when he was hacking...everyone else knew, however you didnt and still claim to be a pro....

[mattnz]

Now I remember why BF2 forums were AIDS....

[EuphoricBliss]

Now I remember why BF2 forums were AIDS....

uhh no

[aLi3nZ]

What is your favorite class and gun? What scope do you use if any on assault rifles?

I use the 3.4x scope btw.

[JORDY.WOW]

Sadly out of my 620 hrs of bf2 i only have 100 commander and that was too get expert commander i also lol at your one on one comment

Proof below cos the champ never says anything with out the facts

http://bf2s.com/player/263222877/

[JORDY.WOW]

What is your favorite class and gun? What scope do you use if any on assault rifles?

I use the 3.4x scope btw.

My favourite class right now is probably support as you have unlimited bullets and c4 to take out the vehicles. Also scope i would use the holographic because of the dot reticule and the speed it comes up in also it still gives you a clear veiw of your sorroundings.

[Ra1nm4n]

How did you become so Narcissistic and does this effect your clan options if you have any?

[JORDY.WOW]

How did you become so Narcissistic and does this effect your clan options if you have any?
Sadly i have seen a psychologist and after testing me i in fact have problems with self esteem and i actually better than i think i am which is already at a very high level. Some people are gifted i guess

[elemunk]

Dear Jrdy.p

Please stop trying to add myself and other sila members as friends, we all laugh at you when we decline your 3 to 5 applications per day.

Kind Regards,
Team sila.

[JORDY.WOW]

lol at sila trying to troll the master

[JORDY.WOW]

lol at sila trying to troll the master

hopefully they stick atround for a bit longer to add to my already high score of victims

[winter]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4206/29925431855004438599914.jpg
By jordyp (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/jordyp) at 2010-09-14

anything for my loyal fans

0/10 needs more chest.

[Ngati_Grim]

Best BF3 thread yet :)

[philo-sofa]

You look better in a pink shirt TBH :) Any votes as to whether we let this continue or terminate the thread? Personally I'm inclined to let this play out.

[winter]

You look better in a pink shirt TBH :) Any votes as to whether we let this continue or terminate the thread? Personally I'm inclined to let this play out.

Let it play out, since I can't actually play the game, I may as-well get some enjoyment elsewhere.

[Black Heart]

Didn't jordy p get banned in bf2, from iconz for glitching on a roof on karkand, after going commander and dropping boxes to get to an otherwise unreachable roof which had glitch satellite dish/ some object that made him invisible. And continuously attempt to justify his lame ass 'style' as legitimate 3 or 4 times a day on the forums?

[JORDY.WOW]

I only played on JRKY because iconz was below my standard of competition sadly for you guys i am actually giving you guys the chance to vs the living legend and you should all green rep me if it was still here.

[Black Heart]

nah this was why, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSZYd_kervw

[JORDY.WOW]

Thats cute you guys made a video

[Retardobot]

nah this was why

I'm not particulary up to play with Battlefield etiquette, but what a scummy thing to do.

[rhiza]

what was your highest killstreak in bf2 and why isnt it higher than mine?

[5tacK]

Rofl

In this thread, people choosing to read this thread, then complaining about reading it :D

[JORDY.WOW]

what was your highest killstreak in bf2 and why isnt it higher than mine?

86 in as inf

[Zarkov]

Rofl

In this thread, people choosing to read this thread, then complaining about reading it :D

And reporting it too.

[rhiza]

86 in as inf

you dodged the second part of my question. why isnt it higher than mine? was 100 too hard for you? i thought you were meant to be good.

[JORDY.WOW]

It would be unfair if i used vehicles as i was pretty much a tank as it was in a server.

[rhiza]

who said anything about vehicles?

[5tacK]

And reporting it too.

Haha! NOT ON MY FORUMZ!

[smegmacheese]

Blobby raging, trolls returning from the woodwork? Brings a tear to my nostalgic eyes.

[Craigorsarus]

Rofl

In this thread, people choosing to read this thread, then complaining about reading it :D

I think people just like feeding the troll lol

[Pyromanik]

Top work Jordy, keep it fresh.

Your fan,
Pyro.

[winfieldsaregoo]

i want benis back now and we can all lol at the old trolls trolling.

mr jordy why is it that blobby hates you so much is it because hes just shit or you are too pro and sexy for him to handle


edit need more gell and fake tan tbh

[O-L-W-A-G]

defiantly, jordy's pickup line is his kdr

[JORDY.WOW]

i want benis back now and we can all lol at the old trolls trolling.

mr jordy why is it that blobby hates you so much is it because hes just $#@! or you are too pro and sexy for him to handle


edit need more gell and fake tan tbh

I never use gel

[JORDY.WOW]

defiantly, jordy's pickup line is his kdr

it is fairly low on bf3 as im still testing stuff out and is at a low 4.4 kdr

[Robby06]

i want benis back now and we can all lol at the old trolls trolling.

mr jordy why is it that blobby hates you so much is it because hes just $#@! or you are too pro and sexy for him to handle


edit need more gell and fake tan tbh

Awww thats cute, you sticking up for your little bum chum...and look, you learned to spell at a 5th grade level, awesome, you have been busy since BF2...so besides falling in love with jordy and gobbling his tiny squirrel like man parts and learning some basic English...what else is new bro ?

(amitrollingrite?)

[winfieldsaregoo]

not much you still a skinny looking junkie blobby

[Robby06]

not much you still a skinny looking junkie blobby

lol touched a nerve there aye...awesome comeback by the way...mum help with the spelling ?

[winfieldsaregoo]

yeah your mum did help me with my spelling as she was getting off my cock oh and she says you doing well being out of rehab

[JORDY.WOW]

lol mr blobby didnt you play like 2000 hrs of bf2 or something and still be at an average level.


I rest my case

[aLi3nZ]

What are you system specs and what settings do you run the game at? Average FPS? Have you considered frapsing some of your awesomeness?

[nz_wing]

How does one acquire currency and disregard females like you do jordy?

[Emrico1]

Can we have some booty spam up in here please?

http://platanoworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/BOOTY2.jpg

[Robby06]

lol mr blobby didnt you play like 2000 hrs of bf2 or something and still be at an average level.


I rest my case

I didnt start a new account to stat pad like you dumbass, nor did i hide at the back of the pack like the coward you are....and i just owned you in the face one vs one and you quit straight away...i take it you are jrdyp....but you'll probably deny it and make a new account right ?

[Robby06]

yeah your mum did help me with my spelling as she was getting off my cock oh and she says you doing well being out of rehab

You did my mum ??? shes a fat 70 year old lady...that says more about you than me champ...self pwned.

[JORDY.WOW]

I didnt start a new account to stat pad like you dumbass, nor did i hide at the back of the pack like the coward you are....and i just owned you in the face one vs one and you quit straight away...i take it you are jrdyp....but you'll probably deny it and make a new account right ?

Lol you noob i was name hacked and my point still stands you have not played me in bf2 for the past 5 years lol time to get some new material young one.

[Robby06]

Lol you noob i was name hacked and my point still stands you have not played me in bf2 for the past 5 years lol time to get some new material young one.

Im talking BF3 just before..if that wasnt you someone is using the name JRDYP....i bet its you and you're gonna deny it as usual, then only wank on about the account name you manage to get a decent score on...thats how you work right ?

[mish]

Don't ever Jordy, you're fine just the way you are. My question, should I buy BF3 & start a clan full of tards, trolls & 12 year olds, or just leave kicking ass to the pros like you?

[mycoolcar]

Can we have some booty spam up in here please?

http://platanoworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/BOOTY2.jpg

http://imgf.tw/668419705.jpg
http://imgf.tw/448010803.jpg
http://imgf.tw/226259801.jpg

[JORDY.WOW]

Im talking BF3 just before..if that wasnt you someone is using the name JRDYP....i bet its you and you're gonna deny it as usual, then only wank on about the account name you manage to get a decent score on...thats how you work right ?

You confuse me how do you start a new account on bf3 and you could of only played me for about a minute as i had a problem with punkbuster that has now been fixed. Other than that i haven't really played you in bf3 and you haven't played me so none of us can really judge the other yet lol.

Mish u should just buy it to hide in uncap and mortar or my other favorite prone in building as sniper preferably an auto one where you can spam it good

[EnjoyTheSauce]

Jordy P, being the awesome guy you are, why is your SPM in BF3 so bad?

[Bane]

You confuse me

Not a difficult acheivement, from the looks of it.

[JORDY.WOW]

Jordy P, being the awesome guy you are, why is your SPM in BF3 so bad?

I was sadly afk while testing Autokey {which is so annoying thanks google} and some macros { yes evo the bad ones}.

But talking about spm i noticed in bf3 killing people is not the biggest source of points. you would be better off capping a flag than camping one with the point system.

[JORDY.WOW]

Not a difficult acheivement, from the looks of it.

Is this where i go full iconz and and bag out your spelling of achievement lol nearly did a blobby oh how i am lowering my standards these days

[Arseynimz]

Waste of time thread - take it to your front porch with your Mum.