OMG fuck EA QQ thread

[Wolfbane94]

Had a shitty experience with EA today. Whats happened today:

-Find out my CD key is not a limited edition one so wait 45mins to get onto EA chat and some faggot called Pradeep tells me its not possible to give me a key even though everyone else is getting them and a mate got one just 30mins before but when I tell him that he just ends the chat.

-Can't delete games out of origin without waiting 45mins in a queue to get them to do it.

-Mate brings his PC over to jam BF3 all day and night and then origin won't let him play saying it can't be validated so we waste 4 hours getting that fixed ended up having to reinstall Windows to get it going.

-Battlelog not working properly. Can't join party's, can't join games as party, server not showing up on friends list.

-Sometimes doesn't load map just has a black screen or the game crashes.

-Flying in a full little bird then everyone in it just dies for no reason and it just falls out of the sky.

-Flying in jets doesn't have rear cam view so you can't even tell if you're being tailed.

Fucking beta worked better. End of story.

[5tacK]

Congrats on the thread title. I was not dissapoint son.

[hoodieblanket]

-Flying in jets doesn't have rear cam view so you can't even tell if you're being tailed.

Fucking beta worked better. End of story.

damnit EA get on the ball.

[Krekor]

-Flying in jets doesn't have rear cam view so you can't even tell if you're being tailed.It's a Level-20 unlock - 'Rear View Mirror' :)

[mycoolcar]

Yes there are a lot of things missing from the game, but when you get use to it and knuckle down its quite a good game.

[O-L-W-A-G]

PB -nuff said
Battlelog -as above
Co-op -Doesn't work because of PB
Server maintence -Should be at 3am-4am UTC works out better for most people. But probbably won't change until all is fixed

[winter]

3rd person view is locked hardcore servers, you only get cockpit.

[Wolfbane94]

It's a Level-20 unlock - 'Rear View Mirror' :)

Oh sweet, chur.

[Mayhem_Lee]

Oh sweet, chur.


lol hes not srs

[Spork]

I wish he was serious, but perhaps not level 20. :P

[Pyromanik]

-Flying in jets doesn't have rear cam view so you can't even tell if you're being tailed.

Yup. F18's have little rear vision mirrors on them IRL.

Quit having a fucking QQ sesh and you might just figure out how you're SUPPOSED to do it.
You know, LOOK AROUND like a real pilot.
FUCK.

PLAY CAMPAIN, FIGURE SHIT OUT.
WANK UPSIDE DOWN: GIVE YOURSELF A FACIAL

[Robby06]

Yes there are a lot of things missing from the game, but when you get use to it and knuckle down its quite a good game.

Ive found it quite the opposite, the more i "knuckle down" and get used to it, the more its apparent that this game is a poorly put together, unfinished, buggy pile of smelly arse cheese.

[Wolfbane94]

Mayhem_Lee;1442400']lol hes not srs
Fuck sake I was so keen...



You know, LOOK AROUND like a real pilot.
Isn't that what I'm trying to do? Lol



WANK UPSIDE DOWN: GIVE YOURSELF A FACIAL
Also keen

[deadmeatwalking]

RMB while flying gives you 180 deg FOV other than that dont fly in a straight line and you wont have a problem

[Mayhem_Lee]

Flying the lil bird in damdam peak you will loose health then die a horrid death if you try fly over the mountain. Must fly through tunnels to get out the other side........

[DeeUnit]

Stop using a fucking rocket launcher on inf maps and then maybe you'll get a clue on how to play the game shithead.

[Emrico1]

Mayhem_Lee;1442970']Flying the lil bird in damdam peak you will loose health then die a horrid death if you try fly over the mountain. Must fly through tunnels to get out the other side........

I fly over all the time Bru, just can't do it too far over to the side, stay well in bounds.

(conquest I assume, not sure about rush)

[5tacK]

Stop using a fucking rocket launcher on inf maps and then maybe you'll get a clue on how to play the game shithead.

Stop playing inf maps ;)

(Mayhem catches a fish)

[Flannel]

Mayhem_Lee;1442970']Flying the lil bird in damdam peak you will loose health then die a horrid death if you try fly over the mountain. Must fly through tunnels to get out the other side........

Have managed to fly through once, had to stop and help cap C on the way.

[hoodieblanket]

Mayhem_Lee;1442970']Flying the lil bird in damdam peak you will loose health then die a horrid death if you try fly over the mountain. Must fly through tunnels to get out the other side........

i've perfected Damavands Peak with the little bird, to the point where I can fly through in 1 stride, reach and cap the [C] flag before the other team and then back out again in time to gun down the opposing littlebird (z11w or whatever its called)

[Mayhem_Lee]

Stop playing inf maps ;)

(Mayhem catches a fish)

I been fishing have i? lol dont you have playtech items to sell :)

@Emrico you can fly over as russian no issue on CQ Only the yanks that seem to have the issue. have tried various ways of flying over it. its buggy

[5tacK]

There is a mountain flying unlock at level 30.

[Emrico1]

Mayhem_Lee;1443000']I been fishing have i? lol dont you have playtech items to sell :)

@Emrico you can fly over as russian no issue on CQ Only the yanks that seem to have the issue. have tried various ways of flying over it. its buggy

Hmm I did get killed like that once but I've definitely got accross from both sides?
BUGS? WHAT BUGS?

[Vonrehc]

If you mouselook into the back you can still wriggle the plane around with your rudders. Just to be REALLY certain nothing is following you. Else just get air radar at expanse of stealth.

[Mr_St1nky]

I tried bailing out onto the ridge to snipe peoples, landed took 2 steps and died.

[Scorched_onion]

Stop using a $#@!ing rocket launcher on inf maps and then maybe you'll get a clue on how to play the game $#@!head.

Come at me bro.

[Wolfbane94]

Stop using a $#@!ing rocket launcher on inf maps and then maybe you'll get a clue on how to play the game $#@!head.

HAHAHA aww have a fukn cry

[Emrico1]

Can't get a kill? Can't shoot for shit? Spam rockets, all the fucken noobs cool kids are doing it.
It's the not so new nade spam.

[5tacK]

I throw mines at people. DON'T HATE ME

[Wolfbane94]

Lol i'm rank 13 with only 14 kills with RPG and 3 with SMAW wouldn't call that spamming rockets. Dunno what Deefagot is QQing about.

[Mr_St1nky]

Puberty

[JORDY.WOW]

Lol i'm rank 13 with only 14 kills with RPG and 3 with SMAW wouldn't call that spamming rockets. Dunno what Deefagot is QQing about.

Your still bad in general played you yesterday you need to aim.

[Codex]

Your still bad in general played you yesterday you need to aim.

You're*

[Wolfbane94]

Your still bad in general played you yesterday you need to aim.

Was too busy aiming my cock at your mum.

[The Demon Lord]

Wow

the Insults and come backs are mind blowing

[Codex]

Was too busy aiming my cock at your mum.

Incredibly weak.

[Obble]

Wow

the Insults and come backs are mind blowing

Wouldn't expect any more from a 17yr old from someone in Hamilton.

[JORDY.WOW]

Was too busy aiming my cock at your mum.

Knowing your aim you would most likely hit my dad

[Growler]

And he would fucking love it the dirty fucker!

[Speakman]

Knowing your aim you would most likely hit my dad

Test tubes aren't much of a target

[mycoolcar]

I kill people with rockets. Its the in thing to do.

[Obble]

I kill people with rockets. Its the in thing to do.

Maybe over a year ago in a different game.

Or even more years ago on i/o kark.

etc

[Speakman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

^actually jordyp

[CSfaith]

Wow, that video was awesome Speakman :D

[campoki]

Knowing your aim you would most likely hit my dad

RAGE!!!

[DeeUnit]

Lol i'm rank 13 with only 14 kills with RPG and 3 with SMAW wouldn't call that spamming rockets. Dunno what Deefagot is QQing about.


ehuehuehuehuhe ur mum ehuehuheuhe


Idiot.

[Wolfbane94]

Incredibly weak.


Wouldn't expect any more from a 17yr old from someone in Hamilton.

COME AT ME BROS!!!

[Baldesto]

what does rpg stand for? what do the taliban boys use not only on vehicles , but on infantry as well ?

[Ranger Bob]

what does rpg stand for? what do the taliban boys use not only on vehicles , but on infantry as well ?

RPG = Role Playing Game

[Emrico1]

Real life has no baring on this game.

RPG

Real Pussy Gun