ZOMG BETATERER IS COMING!!!!

[Growler]

HOLY SHIT BALLS!

COULD IT BE TRUE!

SAUCE! - (http://mp1st.com/2011/09/19/battlefield-3-beta-announcement-tomorrow-beta-is-multiplayer-only/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=battlefield-3-beta-announcement-tomorrow-beta-is-multiplayer-only)



After weeks of denying many beta rumors (http://mp1st.com/2011/08/24/dice-puts-battlefield-3-beta-start-date-rumors-to-rest/), DICE has stirred up the pot with 3 hints. On the official Italian (http://www.facebook.com/battlefield.it?sk=wall) Battlefield page, DICE teased “guys, tomorrow follow us, there is news about something you have been waiting for a long time.” However, the teasing didn’t stop there. Dainel Matros, Battlefield’s global community manager, tweeted (http://twitter.com/#%21/zh1nt0/status/115847715799310336) “this week is going to be off the hook BF3″, and his coworker, David Goldfarb, reassured (http://twitter.com/#%21/locust9/status/115759585704415232) that this week is “gonna be a great week. BF3″.

[private_hell]

so could aliens... :D

[Spacemonkey]

Aliens are true, they even let me keep the probe to let me show to other people as proof.

[dirtyape]

maybe they found the Higg's boson

[Flannel]

cmon beta. GET IN MY BELLY.

[Retardobot]

maybe they found the Higg's boson

Higg should never have lost it in the first place.

He's always losing things.

[dirtyape]

Aliens are true, they even let me keep the probe to let me show to other people as proof.
Is this the "probe"?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080804235949/uncyclopedia/images/e/e5/Used-condom.jpg

[Spork]

Also this.

https://bf3beta.battlefield.com/index.php?id=1

[dirtyape]

My latin is a bit rusty, looks like something about getting drunk.

[mattnz]

It is standard placeholder text, not Latin.

[Emrico1]

Yeah, us designers call it 'Lorem ipsum' we use it to see how the text will look.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum

[dirtyape]

It is latin. The second para reads: About This Product is fully backward is not your right to be optimistic. Add your e-was, from the more mass of new policies. But neither do you please a Unassigned Name product. Show all users become contributors. For Your take time, any price change it just right, drink changes all that.

[mattnz]

It concerns me that you're making a habit of being wrong, maybe time for a lie down.

[dirtyape]

meh, maybe you should tell me what language it is then buddy and put your money where your mouth is huh huh

[Pilot]

BF3 Beta is live in the last week of September says
EA

[mattnz]

meh, maybe you should tell me what language it is then buddy and put your money where your mouth is huh huh

It is a jumble of words based on Latin. That does not make it Latin anymore than a paragraph of random words based on English is English.

[dirtyape]

It is a jumble of words based on Latin. That does not make it Latin anymore than a paragraph of random words based on English is English.
OIC, so it's a jumble of Latin words, but it's not Latin. Just Latin words. lol

it not is language words English speaking i then am? <= obviously French.

[mattnz]

Sorry mate. Didn't realise that a language was just a list of words.

For some reason I thought another component of language was syntax.

Forgive my ignorance, you're always right.

[Flannel]

lack of beta makes community something something.

[Evil Guy]

Homer: Urge to kill...rising...

[swindle]

Oh cool.

Nothing but dirtyape vs. matt over... Nothing. Hmm.

http://iforce.co.nz/i/tbeharib.05k.jpg (http://www.iforce.co.nz/View.aspx?i=tbeharib.05k.jpg)

[dirtyape]

it's been a slow day

[swindle]

Every day feels like a slow day waiting for BF3 tbh.

This game needs to come out so all this hype can finally die. Its crazy. The internet is alight with hype.

Thought MW2 was bad enough...

[Dr Woomanchu]

The marketers are getting better at building it.

[swindle]

Yes they are.

At least BF3 looks awesome. Wtf was all the MW2 hype for anyway...

[Flannel]

akimbo Vector's!!

and....

.....Tactical INSERTion?

[swindle]

Akimbo.

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/LOL.jpg

[Obble]

Yes they are.

At least BF3 looks awesome. Wtf was all the MW2 hype for anyway...

IIRC you were leading the mw2 hype.

[mattnz]

swindle leads the hype of everything.

[swindle]

I think I had some part in it at the start.

And yes. I hype hype. Like a boss.

[Speakman]

better buy more GFX cards

[swindle]

Can never have enough GFX cards.

Never.

Even 8. Still not enough.

[Obble]

I think I had some part in it at the start.

And yes. I hype hype. Like a boss.

Pretty sure you were the forum mod, going all nazi, deleting the cod hating posts etc.

ah yes! the picture of you from 'post yourself' at the time

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/604/1316474380842.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/40/1316474380842.png/)

[Spork]

http://blogs.battlefield.ea.com/battlefield_bad_company/archive/2011/09/19/battlefield-3-open-beta-dates-announced.aspx##

Finally a Beta release date. 29th - so 27th for pre orders and MOHers

[EnjoyTheSauce]

Only goes till the 10th. Hook us in then take it away for 2 weeks. Bastards.