Excuse me.

[swindle]

Now, all you that have the perk 'Martyrdom' need to remove it.

Now.

If you have it, you are fucking retarded and end up getting 3x more TK's then anything else. Its annoying, and a massive pain in the ass.

[Addicted]

fuck yes , stupidest perk ever! and on a friendlyfire jesus fuck what are you thinking

*Face Palm*

[Lunatik]

Yes, I say turn off, God knows how many times i've been Tk'd with that damn perk

[3viction]

Yeah, I hate it. I guess the only time its usefull is in free for all

[Lunatik]

Yeah, I hate it. I guess the only time its usefull is in free for all

Yeah, I'd agree with that, That way you actually get some kills NOT TK's!

[sad.act]

If you use martyrdom you're a faggot, regardless of what game mode you're in. End of story.

[Goldo]

If you use martyrdom you're a faggot, regardless of what game mode you're in. End of story.

^This one knows.

[playerB]

martyrdom is great for getting extra kills, pick up the newbs grenade and throw at enemies.
Imo keep it on.

[5loth]

to turn it off, the servers would have to be unranked afaik.

[swindle]

martyrdom is great for getting extra kills, pick up the newbs grenade and throw at enemies.
Imo keep it on.
Or you pick it up, and it blows up in your hand, or you don't get to it in time and it blows you up, or it blows up a car and kills you, or you run into a room and one of your fucking douche team members has it on and it blows you as your taking cover.

Its fucking retarded, and everyone i have seen with it on is shit at this game.

[KiLL3r]

i use it for one of my SMG kits because with that kit i am always getting up close and never sit around with my team. So saying "you are fucking retarded" is pretty fucking ignorant.

There a right and wrong way to use everything ingame. Just because you dont like one thing doesnt mean you should stop using it.

unless its the noob tube

[Macedonian]

Using martyrdom or last stand is an admission that you suck more than paris hilton. I mean honestly why the hell would anyone in their right mind chose a perk that requires the player to be either

a) DEAD
b) Close to DEATH

Smarten up and choose perks that might actually help you to kill the opposing player before he/she kills you

But hey if for some reason you feel as though your not getting your daily fix of retardizm i suggest the following kit selection

M4 w/noob tube

3x Special grenades - Stun grenades (Now this is where the term "special" should be said in your best retard voice)

OR

2x Claymores if stuns don't seem to satisfy the 11 year old inside you

Double Tap (Obviously you know better than the gun manufacturers and believe that even chuck norris should not be able to stop your bullets)

AND of course your choice of either martyrdom or last stand

[5loth]

i use it for one of my SMG kits because with that kit i am always getting up close and never sit around with my team. So saying "you are fucking retarded" is pretty fucking ignorant.

There a right and wrong way to use everything ingame. Just because you dont like one thing doesnt mean you should stop using it.

unless its the noob tube

you have no way of predicting whether teammates will be around you
or not.

personally i think its sad prepping your kit up for when you die, rather than
making your player as strong as possible so he is less likely to die in the
first place.

[5loth]

hi boys, i love cock.

don't forget the P90 with double tap mace.

[Macedonian]

don't forget the P90 with double tap mace.

Ahh yes my carnivorous Mr. 5 loth how could i overlook that beautiful piece of weaponry.

[Hazard]

awesome thread.....really.

While we're at it, why not abuse and insult those annoying "noobs" in game that kill you!! OMG they are noobs!!!! Everyone knows that anyone that actually kills you using something must be a noob. They should just stand there are let you kill them, that's how the game was meant to be played.

Honestly, so much crying and whinging in the game at the moment, just play it and enjoy it. Who cares if you get killed by someone using a perk or a "noob" weapon, just deal with it and move on.

Last night there was a "guy" playing that was seriously having a cry pretty much every time "he" got killed. Most rounds he was on mounted machine guns or using the "noob tube", but if anyone dared kill him using either of those, or god forbid a P90, he would break out the abuse, label everyone pussys, etc...... but when "he" was using them it's fine and everyone should stfu.

There are a few weapons and/or that I find annoying, but it doesn't give me the right to abuse or whinge about the people using them. If they are in the game, they have EVERY right to use them, just as you do.

In my opinion - less crying, more gaming.

[anotherbodybag]

here here.

[Macedonian]

You are right in what you say hazard without a doubt but life as we know it would come to an abrupt end if we didn't talk absolute shite every once i awhile and lets face it gamers wouldn't be gamers without raging every now and again.

I guess what this topic is really here for is simply to see what ticks people off the most, then to create the ultimate "agitator" kit and sit back knowing that somewhere (in a house near you) someone has just made alphabet soup from their keyboard.

[winfieldsaregoo]

martadom and larst stand isnt so hard to put up with, but the realy gay thing with larst stand is that if to take down the 'noob' with it on is some barsted can steal your kill while you reload.



and the noobtube is anoying when people who have been useing it since the games come out and have all the guns, hay noobs try something new

[5loth]

martadom and larst stand isnt so hard to put up with, but the realy gay thing with larst stand is that if to take down the 'noob' with it on is some barsted can steal your kill while you reload.


luckily cod4 is a team game (unless you're playing free-for-all).

[nzjeebs]

Iv never been TK'd by someone using this perk and iv seen alot of people using it...dont know what all the fuss is about tbh. Quit telling people how to play the game (I dont use it because i dont intend to die often enough for it to be worthwhile over perks such as deap impact or whatever is available).

Try not running over teammate's who have very recently died, if you do this you'll get shot by whoever shot your teammate or by your teammate's grenade...dont be such an idiot.

Last stand is awesome, Last night i dropped down from above one of my teammates (hardcore mode) got a fright and shot him, but he had last stand so i stood there and let him shoot me (fair enough). Great for situations like that :D anoying when its someone you just shot who shoots you, also awesome when you get to steal someone you just shot's kill.

[winfieldsaregoo]

luckily cod4 is a team game (unless you're playing free-for-all).

na was meaning for tdm/ but for the real team based modes i ruther win the round not get all the kills

[GhostOfGallipoli]

i used martyrdom


mainly in free for all, but still, it does have it's uses.....as does every tool you're given in the game.


it's really tiring having people from up on high tell you what you can or cant use.

your salty tears are rusting all my shit

[winfieldsaregoo]

Iv never been TK'd by someone using this perk and iv seen alot of people using it...dont know what all the fuss is about tbh. Quit telling people how to play the game (I dont use it because i dont intend to die often enough for it to be worthwhile over perks such as deap impact or whatever is available).

Try not running over teammate's who have very recently died, if you do this you'll get shot by whoever shot your teammate or by your teammate's grenade...dont be such an idiot.

so you havent been traped in a room by blockers and some one with materdom on gets killed, like when you are trying to cap flags

[KiLL3r]

so you havent been traped in a room by blockers and some one with materdom on gets killed, like when you are trying to cap flags

i havnt, and if your stupid enough to camp a room with more than 2 guys you deserve it. Capping takes 2 seconds with more than one guy, cap then keep moving.

[nzjeebs]

so you havent been traped in a room by blockers and some one with materdom on gets killed, like when you are trying to cap flags

Run away, thats what the grenade icon is for. If your next to a blocker when he gets kill the guy will probably kill you as well. Why not make a thread telling people not to block?

What if...i hate that sentence starter...what if 5 people with martydom surround you and all die..

I agree with you on the whole "dont camp on a sabotage server" thing, but not this one.

[swindle]

lol

I wish there were stats for that fucking perk. Martyrdom, how many kills and tk's you have got.

I bet more tk's. I bet my left nut. Who wants a perk that weakens your kit, and ends up killing off your own team, it fucks your score, there game and your teams game. Its a selfish perk.

Like others said, why prepare for when you die. Go to Iraq, you'll fit in well.

[Addicted]

lol

I wish there were stats for that fucking perk. Martyrdom, how many kills and tk's you have got.

I bet more tk's. I bet my left nut. Who wants a perk that weakens your kit, and ends up killing off your own team, it fucks your score, there game and your teams game.

Like others said, why prepare for when you die. Go to Iraq, you'll fit in well.

go to iraq, you'll fit in well made me lol. so true

[KiLL3r]

I guess what this topic is really here for is simply to see what ticks people off the most,

It ticks me off when i spawn and get killed straight away
It ticks me off when someone kills me with the noobtube
It ticks me off when someone kills me in 2 shot with a crappy gun
It ticks me off when shotgun whores run round spamming
It ticks me off when someone gets airstrikes after just getting one
It ticks me off when someone gets helicopters after just getting one
It ticks me off when people use claymores
It ticks me off when i run outta bullets and last standers kill me
It ticks me off when i get stunned while not even facing the nade
It ticks me off when i shoot a MG'er thru the building and he doesnt die and kills me in 2 hits
It ticks me off when i knife someone perfectly but it somehow misses and they knife me while mines still recharging
It ticks me off when i get knifed
It ticks me off when i get shot in the back
It ticks me off when i get shot in the back by my teammates
It ticks me off when a teammate stares at me for 2 seconds and shots me because he cant see friendly tags
It ticks me off when i see a enemy behind a wall i shoot him and it turns out to be a teammate
It ticks me off when the nade indicator doesnt show up unti, the nade just about goes off
It ticks me off when i shoot the target 100 times and he doesnt die
It ticks me off when i shoot a guy in the head at point blank with the barret and he gets up and shoots me
It ticks me off when clans stack the teams
It ticks me off when teams stack according to rank
It ticks me off when i hide behind a car and it blows up and kills me
It ticks me off when i spawn in TDM and the whole enem team is around me
It ticks me off when i spawn and i accidently headshot a teammate because i was clicking mouse while waiting for respawn
It ticks me off when the helicopter shoots me even thou its gun is pointing in another direction
It ticks me off when i plant a airstrike and it comes in from a retarded angle and takes out my own team
It ticks me off when your trying to shoot a enemy and my team mate thinks your shooting him and tks you


could do more but cant be bothered.


Point is theres alot of things wrong with the game but just because you dont like it doesnt means others cant do it

[winfieldsaregoo]

i havnt, and if your stupid enough to camp a room with more than 2 guys you deserve it. Capping takes 2 seconds with more than one guy, cap then keep moving.

umm no need to defend the flag

[Addicted]

It ticks me off when i spawn and get killed straight away
It ticks me off when someone kills me with the noobtube
It ticks me off when someone kills me in 2 shot with a crappy gun
It ticks me off when shotgun whores run round spamming
It ticks me off when someone gets airstrikes after just getting one
It ticks me off when someone gets helicopters after just getting one
It ticks me off when people use claymores
It ticks me off when i run outta bullets and last standers kill me
It ticks me off when i get stunned while not even facing the nade
It ticks me off when i shoot a MG'er thru the building and he doesnt die and kills me in 2 hits
It ticks me off when i knife someone perfectly but it somehow misses and they knife me while mines still recharging
It ticks me off when i get knifed
It ticks me off when i get shot in the back
It ticks me off when i get shot in the back by my teammates
It ticks me off when a teammate stares at me for 2 seconds and shots me because he cant see friendly tags
It ticks me off when i see a enemy behind a wall i shoot him and it turns out to be a teammate
It ticks me off when the nade indicator doesnt show up unti, the nade just about goes off
It ticks me off when i shoot the target 100 times and he doesnt die
It ticks me off when i shoot a guy in the head at point blank with the barret and he gets up and shoots me
It ticks me off when clans stack the teams
It ticks me off when teams stack according to rank
It ticks me off when i hide behind a car and it blows up and kills me
It ticks me off when i spawn in TDM and the whole enem team is around me
It ticks me off when i spawn and i accidently headshot a teammate because i was clicking mouse while waiting for respawn
It ticks me off when the helicopter shoots me even thou its gun is pointing in another direction
It ticks me off when i plant a airstrike and it comes in from a retarded angle and takes out my own team
It ticks me off when your trying to shoot a enemy and my team mate thinks your shooting him and tks you


could do more but cant be bothered.


Point is theres alot of things wrong with the game but just because you dont like it doesnt means others cant do it


LOL cry much killer? sounds like you need a tissue

[swindle]

I don't like last stand. In fact, i fucking hate that perk.

I wouldn't tell anyone to take it off though, you know why? Its a fair perk. Its the enemey killing you.

You miss the point though kill3r, again. This does not annoy me, and others, it ruins the game.

The point is, martyrdom ends up taking out your team most of the time, and not the enemy. Generally, your not right in the enemys fucking face, your taking cover with your team, then you get killed, drop a nade and take them out. Even if you are in there face, and you die, drop the nade, they dont exactly stand and wait for it to blow up...

It ends up ruining the game when the only times you get killed in a match are from team mates and that perk.

[Randomized]

awesome thread.....really.

While we're at it, why not abuse and insult those annoying "noobs" in game that kill you!! OMG they are noobs!!!! Everyone knows that anyone that actually kills you using something must be a noob. They should just stand there are let you kill them, that's how the game was meant to be played.

Honestly, so much crying and whinging in the game at the moment, just play it and enjoy it. Who cares if you get killed by someone using a perk or a "noob" weapon, just deal with it and move on.

Last night there was a "guy" playing that was seriously having a cry pretty much every time "he" got killed. Most rounds he was on mounted machine guns or using the "noob tube", but if anyone dared kill him using either of those, or god forbid a P90, he would break out the abuse, label everyone pussys, etc...... but when "he" was using them it's fine and everyone should stfu.

There are a few weapons and/or that I find annoying, but it doesn't give me the right to abuse or whinge about the people using them. If they are in the game, they have EVERY right to use them, just as you do.

In my opinion - less crying, more gaming.

QFMFT

Reading through this thread and others on this forum it's easy to divide the players into two, three sections.

Those who come from a bf2 background = whinge about all the guns that kill them and give other players crap about using them cause it's detrimental to their gameplay.. cry cry. Yet over half of these players are guilty of using the same weapons..

Those who come from a cs background = get f'd off about the tubers and crap perks but just shrug it off and keep playing.

Those who come from both backgrounds and others = just stfu and play the game.


But I agree, martyrdom should only be used on a free for all server. Any other time is just silly

[swindle]

I do just play the game, any other perk is fine.

Last stand fucks me off, use it.

Claymores fuck me off, use them.

Nades fuck me off, use them.

I wont complain about any of those. The fact is, these perks are all fair perks, you killing the enemy, or vis versa. martyrdom, is tk'ing. No one likes being tk'd.

[KiLL3r]

umm no need to defend the flag

i find defending it from a less obvious place than the room itself is far more effective

[KiLL3r]

LOL cry much killer? sounds like you need a tissue

i think you missed my point, im saying those things piss me off ingame but i dont need to start threads to get them banned

[swindle]

A lot of things piss me off in game,

But they don't ruin it. Two different things.

[Randomized]

A lot of things piss me off in game,

But they don't ruin it. Two different things.


martyrdom doesn't really ruin a game either. Just move away from your teammate who is using it. Simple really aye.

[Hazard]

I really don't see the martyrdom perk as an issue.
I think I have been TK'd by it maybe 3, 4 times max.

You get a big grenade icon, you run or hide behind cover.
If you are stuck in a room with no cover and you can't run, then the exact same thing would happen if an enemy threw a nade in that room.

I have been tk'd a LOT more by guns, stray grenades, friendly claymores that someone else triggers... in fact martyrdom TK's would be a LONG way on the bottom of the list for me and I'd say 90% of people here. Hell I've probably been pegged by friendly GL's more than TK's by martyrdom.

[sad.act]

i use it for one of my SMG kits because with that kit i am always getting up close and never sit around with my team. So saying "you are fucking retarded" is pretty fucking ignorant.

It's cheap, nobody should have a second chance to kill someone. If you get shot dead, then you lost GTFO. Fuck off with your martyrdom shit and last stand IMO.

[nzjeebs]

I do just play the game, any other perk is fine.

Last stand fucks me off, use it.

Claymores fuck me off, use them.

Nades fuck me off, use them.

I wont complain about any of those. The fact is, these perks are all fair perks, you killing the enemy, or vis versa. martyrdom, is tk'ing. No one likes being tk'd.

Just shut up. If you dont like the game dont play it.

[playerB]

honestly, half you guys need to go play solitaire.

[swindle]

Just shut up. If you dont like the game dont play it.
Who said anything about not liking the game? I can't get enough.

[winfieldsaregoo]

i find defending it from a less obvious place than the room itself is far more effective

omg killer so how do you know if thay are capping it ffs (if no uav up) this is koth im talking about mainely.

and rember the team that has the point dont get to respwan but the others do so going off ramboing is a waste of some one who colud be helping to defend.

[nzBaron]

be nice jeebs :P

And I dont see the point of martyrdom (in a team/deathmatch situation) when you can respawn INSTANTLY and run around with a real gun again!

[winfieldsaregoo]

people defending these perks are the ones who use shitty tacticks to win no honer imo

[Addicted]

I really don't see the martyrdom perk as an issue.
I think I have been TK'd by it maybe 3, 4 times max.

You get a big grenade icon, you run or hide behind cover.
If you are stuck in a room with no cover and you can't run, then the exact same thing would happen if an enemy threw a nade in that room.

I have been tk'd a LOT more by guns, stray grenades, friendly claymores that someone else triggers... in fact martyrdom TK's would be a LONG way on the bottom of the list for me and I'd say 90% of people here. Hell I've probably been pegged by friendly GL's more than TK's by martyrdom.

the martrydom nade has a 3 second fuse, so by the time u realised which way to run to safety the fuckin things blown off ur leg.

[elemunk]

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[winfieldsaregoo]

lol

[nzjeebs]

people defending these perks are the ones who use shitty tacticks to win no honer imo

Actually iv never used it.

[winfieldsaregoo]

lol na you more of a spray and pray with dubble tap with a bit of tube to mix it up a bit

[pyro]

the martrydom nade has a 3 second fuse, so by the time u realised which way to run to safety the fuckin things blown off ur leg.

Yea because the dead body isn't a give away.

Sorry but if your that retarded to die by it you need to learn how to play. I never use it myself as other perks are more useful to me, but its not hard to run away from it or pick it up and biff it at an enemy.

[Catalyst]

lol nice one elemunk

[elemunk]

Caution, this post is rated 'Not for Pussdicks' reader discretion is advised.



To quote some arrogant fuckhead gamer..


If alot of you guys spent half the time in games, playing, improving, than you do on here bitching and moaning and taking offense to what other tools say, you might actually be half decent gamers.

Less threads, more Kills.

There's always heaps of SHIT you are not going to like, not just for CoD4, not just for video games, for EVERYTHING, when you get herpes from that slag you knew in highschool do you come make a thread about it?

When your pissing in the morning when you first wake up, and you're so tired you you don't know what the FUCK is going on, and you piss on your pants a little bit, do you come make a thread about it?

When some dude camps back on S&D, is the last enemy left, and puts claymores all around him, do I come make a thread about it?

There's only one thing for nancy poofbags like you!

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/chopper.gif

I know I don't need to quote him.

p.s - Noone gives a FUCK about what you think on the internet, stop wasting times and go play - you little drama queen bitchnuggets.

[GhostOfGallipoli]

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