A guide to the best TK's ever

[anotherbodybag]

Read this with sarcasm as your friend....:sly:

Feel free to add to it...


A guide to the best TK's ever:

1. When u throw a nade and 3 of your team play catch with it
2. When you run into a hot zone with 3 of ur mates and some chump throws a nade at you - from your own team
3. When u've almost taken someone apart and some punk runs into your line of fire to steal ya kill, and they die in the process
4. When you're lining up a shot and some fucker from ur own team decides to unload into you cos you were "blocking" him, instead of simply using VOIP to say, can u move X, where X is ur name...
5. And the all time greatest is when you get lined up in cqc by a team mate who sees your name in green and then still decides its worth shooting ya :(


Feel free to add your own

[Temp]

I tried to throw a nade through a window we were all shooting through and it bounced of the window frame and came back down.

I ran away but my other three friends did not seem to heed the danger.

Sorry.

[nzBaron]

The best TKs are from people behind you that then shout profanities at you for "getting in their way"
I cant see behind me when Im facing forwards can I :) If you shoot somebody its your fault. Deal with it.

[Snake_Daddy]

lol if u see a shit load of tracer fire coming from behind u its probably not a great idea to run in front of it.

[nzBaron]

haha. yea. There is that. Eitherway I quite like the way COD has of dealing with it - you tk ppl, you get penalties of not playing the game for a few seconds.

[SneakyNZ]

Most pro tk ever, or not...

Lobbing a nade deep into enemy territory with no allies near the location (Amazingly four tk's and a wait timer for too many tk's) like wtf.

[Wodger]

My personal favorite is when a bad guy throws a grenade at me, i pick it to throw it back only to have it explode in my hand and kill any teammates beside me rewarding me with a tk or two and a minute in the sin bin

[anotherbodybag]

yeah LOLZ all round... i'm kinda in the roflmao stage of the tk process...

for those who don't get it:

TK process:
1. Rage
2. Rage
3. Rage
4. Rage
5. rage
6. Roflmao i don't care anymore about being tk'ed

[Ra1nm4n]

Funniest tk for me was when i tryed to run into a enemy with a cooked nade only to have a team mate knife the enemy then i tk the poor bastard.(btw i was trying to do a challenge.)

[Spork]

I tried to throw a nade through a window we were all shooting through and it bounced of the window frame and came back down.

I ran away but my other three friends did not seem to heed the danger.

Sorry.

This guy is such a tard, i say we perm ban him on the spot! :P

In my third round ever I TKed two guys right at the start and the na few more and got the TK timer and then as soon as I spawned I was shooting a guy and some guy ran infront of me and I TKed him.. I raged a lot. Still got second for that round though.

[[TBAG] MrFiskIt]

I find the best tk's are when the enemy throws a nade and you grab it to throw back but aren't quite quick enough and it explodes in your hand killing you and your mates.

also - the drop nade at death perk is an awesome TK'er

finally - my favourite and not just for this game - but getting naded by your team as you capture the flag/headquarters/bomb. those ones are always good times.

[-CowwieStyle-]

and then as soon as I spawned I was shooting a guy and some guy ran infront of me and I TKed him.. I raged a lot. Still got second for that round though.


lol i used to have a nasty habit of pressing my fire button when i first used to spawn, many team kills helped cut that bad habit out :D.

[blight]

my best was on overgrown, i saw tracer fire coming out a door perpendicular to me, so i fired on the wall and hs'd infected before i looked at the compass

[Plasma]

With the g button (nades) being so close to the f key. I had a few issues were i would be mashing f to respawn and hit g.

[Marak2.0]

4. When you're lining up a shot and some fucker from ur own team decides to unload into you cos you were "blocking" him, instead of simply using VOIP to say, can u move X, where X is ur name...


thats a bitch, had that happen a few times. annoying as fuck tbh

[ArtanisNZ]

thats a bitch, had that happen a few times. annoying as fuck tbh

had that happen... guy that did it to me i followed him round stealing his kills and team flashing "accidentally"

[SUPA_maori_BRO]

Man, I reckon I Tked at least 50-100 people in the first day of playing. I blame the people running in the way of my mental 'Spray 'n' Pray' tactics, "You fucken Nubs!" :asian:

[anotherbodybag]

yeha i had about that many of the first day. Fuckin TK's:sly:

[fembot]

I've got a thing for team killing ArtanisNZ :(

[klol]

hehe some noob (on my team) set off an airstrike on hardcore S&D in an 8 on 8 and took out 7 of us :D

Screen filled with 'fucking idiot'/'noob' lol.

[anotherbodybag]

I've got a thing for team killing ArtanisNZ :(

Oh and fembot - thanks for moving the other night when i asked ya to on VOIP - made my day - well until i got shot after we moved:anger:


hehe some noob (on my team) set off an airstrike on hardcore S&D in an 8 on 8 and took out 7 of us :D

Screen filled with 'fucking idiot'/'noob' lol.

Fair enuf eh... wat a crazy one:cussing:

[Metal-Fingerz]

i have done a few stupid air strikes takin out several members of my team. i always feel so shite when it happens aye.

i dont like airstrikes the just make me unpopular :disappoin

[anotherbodybag]

Lol i got a neg rep from someone who missed the point of this whole thread omg...


learn how to aim nub nub

bro, whoever the fuck u are, read the thread before u rep for no reason

[Arseynimz]

Lol i got a neg rep from someone who missed the point of this whole thread omg...



bro, whoever the fuck u are, read the thread before u rep for no reason

Reading takes up too much time ABB - much easier to just neg rep, and move on!

I gotta admit, I haven't tk'd too much yet, but the best one I got the other day was when I lined up a headshot as a sniper, and my teammate wandered across in the line of sight - got the headshot............. just wrong guy........

[TeamWang]

I'm missing not having a defribulator.

Team mate charges around corner in front of me, I take a reflex shot. 'Doh sorry mate I'll get you back on your feet in no time..... Nooooooooo!'

It's great watching the kill cam of the team mate who killed you, it's nice to see that some team kills actually are just bad luck.

Though you see some real blinders, one dude threw a grenade at a guy I was all up in the face of with my MP5, I killed the guy and my team mate decides not to let me get team-killed by the grenade he just threw, and shoots me in the back.

Yeah thanks mate, I much prefer to be shot than naded!

[nzBaron]

I'm missing not having a defribulator.



yes. just yes

[anotherbodybag]

yes. just yes

And i'm also missing the commo rose from 2142... "Spotted" is far easier than ffs behind u..:eek:

[Arseynimz]

And i'm also missing the commo rose from 2142... "Spotted" is far easier than ffs behind u..:eek:

I still push it from time to time, and wonder why the fcuk my soldier is shifting to the left........

[fembot]

Oh and fembot - thanks for moving the other night when i asked ya to on VOIP - made my day - well until i got shot after we moved:anger:

I guess thats why I was standing still :P

[anotherbodybag]

I still push it from time to time, and wonder why the fcuk my soldier is shifting to the left........

Lol same.. have this happen way too much.


I guess thats why I was standing still :P

Maybe, maybe not - anyways not a good idea to get hieght on that map i've discovered:chuckle:

[Goldo]

Haha I was behind enemy lines on the map with the open drain things and the hangers and had uav jammer and silencer only to be shot in the head by a friendly sniper...wtf :\ Yes, he did line me up and everything.

[G!mp]

The stupidest tk i had was pulling the pin and then ran around behind my team mates with the nade in my hand. "OK, WHICH FRICKIN IRISH THREW THE PIN?!?!" I killied four of us, and proud of it.